Guest peepshow Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 MY SATNAV by Pam Ayres I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend, it tells you where you are.I have a little Satnav,I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife. It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five".It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brakeAnd tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake. It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to greenIt seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene.It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rearAnd taking this into account, it specifies my gear. I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a deviceFor when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraughtSo why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort? Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fedIt washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoffI only wish that now and then, I could turn the bugger off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tweedledum Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Top job Richard!. Thanks for posting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Graham Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 :rofl: Ace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ibbo Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 sounds about right except I call mine the Sat Nag :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fondofchips Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Thanks for sharing that with us Richard, truly brilliant. sounds about right except I call mine the Sat Nag :D :D Spot on Steve. Many a true word spoken in jest............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+RonC Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Spot on, so the wife says!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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