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Hit on the head


Dean Watson

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The other night I was hit on the head by a sausage falling off the back of a Sainsburys lorry.  The following night the same thing except with the addition of a pork chop and a steak.  I'm fairly sure that was a meatier shower...

 

I do love a weak gag...

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One of my own:

 

An astronomer was crossing a busy road when a huge fireball flashed across the sky. He stopped to look and was run over by a lorry.

 

The verdict at the inquest was death by natural causes.

 

I've just got a working dog for the unemployed.

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