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Large Hadron Collider

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A man in a red suit was seen going in. Apparently, it accelerates him and a team of reindeer to 99.9999999999% of the speed of light. This not only allows him to deliver presents on time but also the length dilation enables him to travel through keyholes, even if the keys are left in.

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