Rusty Strings Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Looks like morale on the east coast is really low! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 You don't tell these jokes at Butlins do you Dave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAZ Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Two male flies are looking for female flies, one spots a real cutie on a pile of cow dung and dives in next to her. In his best posh voice he say's "Excuse me, is this stool taken"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Type-R Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Ha ha. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 That made me chuckle that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Type-R Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I think that is more of a true story rather than a joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 It could be Daz you're right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAZ Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 A man falls from the eleventh floor of a building, hits an awning and survives the fall. A Policeman pushes through the crowd and say's to the man " Whats happened here then?" "I don't know" said the fallen man, " Iv'e only just got here". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Type-R Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Ohh dear Martyn, that's bad, really bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAZ Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Come on then, where's your's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Type-R Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Wanted, dead and alive: Schrodinger's cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Type-R Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Two atoms meet. One says "I've lost an electron" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Type-R Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I was up all night wondering where the Sun had gone... then it dawned on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steve Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I feel abused. Is this what the 'Report' button is for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman161 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I'd jut like to say that Daz the schrodingers cat one had me howling with laughter! Properly LOL! Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Type-R Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 There is plenty more where that came from but I think I will leave it for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic dave Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 You don't tell these jokes at Butlins do you Dave? No lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigTfromNotts Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 There is plenty more where that came from but I think I will leave it for now. Please do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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