Popular Post +RonC Posted July 15, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted July 15, 2020 A Sailor, an Infantryman, and a Pioneer were discussing screams of passion . . . The Sailor said: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra,virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non-stop, for five minutes.” The Infantryman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil from Provence and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes.” The Pioneer said: That's nothing! Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours." The Sailor and Infantryman, astonished, asked, "Two full hours? Wow! That's phenomenal, what did you do to make her scream for two hours?" The Pioneer replied: “I wiped my hands on the bloody curtains!!!! BAZ, Clive, +Derbyshire Dave and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Derbyshire Dave Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 I went around to my bosses house last night, whilst serving dinner his wife said "How many potatoes would you like?, so I said "Just one thank you". She replied, oh, it's no need to be so polite.... So I said, "OK, just one you silly cow"!!!!! +RonC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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