Craig Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I'm sure Sheila will laugh at this. MAN RULES AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWNFINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.) WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE THESE ARE OUR RULES!PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!JUST SAY IT!1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS. 1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY. 1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH... PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman161 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Ha ha ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+RonC Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAZ Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ely Ellis Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 The most amusing thing is that it is spot on true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brantuk Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Hahaha - hilarious - point number 1. reminds me of so many occasions lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Type-R Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 well the two thing i got from thst are men obviously have a very poor aim and are i little lacking in intelligence. nothing i did not already know Sheila Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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