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Best ever blonds joke.


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A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn

some extra money for the summer, decided to hire

herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvass-

ing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked

the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch,"

he said. "How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes

and everything she would need were in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her

husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the

way around the house?"

"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to

believe all those dumb blonde jokes."

A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect

her money.

"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over

so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50

and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.

"Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a

Porch, it's a Lexus."

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Guest foundaplanet

:lol:


 


Blond lass is walking up the street and sees he mate on the other side. ''Tracy'' she shouts as she starts to cross the road and falls down a hole.


 


Cursing and swearing she claws her way out. ''Are you okay Julie'' Tracy asks, ''Yeah, I'm alright thanks but it's a good job there's no cover on that man hole or else I'd have never got out''.


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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

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Guest peepshow

If it's not blonde jokes its Irish jokes.  One day I shall hear a blonde Irish joke. :) .............

 

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet
Twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you
don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.'

 

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES, YES, I
WON, I WON!'

 

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb founded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are stupid; not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men  :D

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