Craig Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17025708 Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) will increase the energies of the bunches of subatomic particles called protons that it smashes together. The boost should improve the collider's chances of discovering "new physics" and definitively confirming or denying the existence of Higgs boson particle. The proton beams' energies will be increased by 14%, for a total collision energy of 8 trillion electron volts. The announced increase will break the LHC's own high-energy record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweedledee Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Higgs-Boson walks into a bar. The bartender says "You know, there were some guys looking for you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 Higgs-Boson walks into a church whereupon the priest says "we don't allow your kind in here!". Higgs-Boson responds "but without me, how can you have mass?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman161 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Higgs-Boson walks into a church whereupon the priest says "we don't allow your kind in here!". Higgs-Boson responds "but without me, how can you have mass?". "Like" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Type-R Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 (edited) Higgs-Boson walks into a church whereupon the priest says "we don't allow your kind in here!". Higgs-Boson responds "but without me, how can you have mass?". I posted that gag months ago you joke stealing person!!!! In fact, it was here..... http://www.eastmidlandsstargazers.co.uk/topic/135-higgs-boson-particle-may-exist/page__hl__higgs__fromsearch__1 Edited February 15, 2012 by Daz type-r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted February 15, 2012 Author Share Posted February 15, 2012 You may have, but you stole it from somebody else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Type-R Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Yep, and proud of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAZ Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Two atoms walking down the street, one say's to the other " I have lost an electron". The other replies " Are you sure"? "yes Iam positive". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Type-R Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Ha ha Haaaa,I like that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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